The Games begin
Posted February 12, 2010 on 2:18 pm | In the category Canada | by Mackenzie Brothers Arnold the Terminator was down on the Stanley Park seawall this morning at 7:00 to receive the Olympic torch from Steve Nash, run along the most spectacular urban stretch anywhere and pass it on to Sebastian Coe. By mid-afternoon it will have arrived at the spectacular new aboriginal centre awaiting the final lap to the opening ceremonies of the only world sporting even that will take place in North America in this decade. All over the city the national houses are springing up up and the most popular ones besieged. The Pub of Ireland has already down the ire of neighbours for loudness and lateness, the Swiss have turned one of the most popular restaurants in the city into an alpine retreat, the Russians have the science museum, the Dutch their Heineken House, the Germans their beer hall, the Scandinavians their shared centre to welcome their kings and queens, even the Slovakians and the Saxons have their houses.
Arnold must be representing Austria because there is no US House; the US contribution to the festival (other than the athletes, of course) is that Joe Biden will make a side trip from a fund-raising foray to Washington state, where the Democrats seemed poised to lose another election, and attend the opening ceremonies and that the Homeland Security boss who thought that the 9/11 terrorists came from Canada, will grace the closing ceremonies.
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There was a rumor that the non-Alpine ski events would be moved to Washington DC where they have more snow than they know what to do with and that some Summer Olympic events would run two years early in balmy Vancouver. But these reports turn out to be baseless lies promulgated by journalists critical of the Vancouver Olympics who had been denied entry, or summarily tossed out. The newest rumor is that Rudy Guiliani has taken over Canadian security at the games but photos of Rudy in a dress surfaced and he was denied entry.
We to the South are of course cursed with raw envy at the quality of life in Vancouver so must resort to these ridiculous attempts at humor. So let the Games Begin – with or without Joe Biden and Secretary what’s her name…..
Comment by jeff — February 12, 2010 #
Why, why, oh why is no one on this blog capable of remembering Janet Napolitano’s last name? Is it incipient dementia? Selective memory? An inability to recall names of more than three syllables? An subconscious anti-Italian prejudice? Misogyny? One would think that if someone (anyone!) in the States can trouble to remember Michael Ignatieff’s name, Napolitano would be a cakewalk to the multi-culturally superior Canadians. I’m just going to go drink some Chianti to soothe my fevered brow…
Comment by Marilyn — February 15, 2010 #